Shoremen Football Team Dreams Come True

Sports

By Dad Provider They finally did it… again. The Washington College Athletic Department has decided to reinstate a Shoremen football team. After all these years, the students of WC can rejoice, because they can finally have the best of both worlds. That is to say partake in a pastime that surrounds the nation without losing […]

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WC Flow Featured Calendar

Sports

By  Rek Stez Pathfinder Flow: long, luscious hair (often curly or wavy) that sticks out the back of a lacrosse player’s helmet). This so called “flow” is something that takes months of hard work, dedication, and proper maintenance. However, this ability isn’t given to everyone; only a lucky few are granted this blessing, so it’s […]

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Football Team Discontinued

Sports

By Dad Provider Early Monday afternoon, the Washington College Shoremen lost their football team (see page 12). What looked like a promising venture turned out to be a scandalous affair. Upon a simple background check, newly assigned Head Coach Meatball McDaniels was discovered to be a fraud. In fact, he had no family to earn […]

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Winter Ushers Ice Rink

Sports

By Gussie Washingtonian Game Master This winter, Washington College has experienced mass amounts of snow. Along with the snow, the Cater walk and other surfaces of WC have become very slippery. With snow and ice covering all of the fields here, the school has decided to add two winter sports to the program. A brand […]

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Wiseau’s “The Room” Reaches Heretofore Unreached Heights of Cinematic Genius

Lifestyle

By Sir Roderick Ponce von Fontlebottom Column Staffist There are movies, and then there is “The Room,” in the same way that there is garbage and then there is radioactive waste. Tommy Wiseau’s epic masterpiece has become an underground smash, much in the vein of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” and “Troll 2.” “The Room” […]

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A Duck and A Drake: Dating your professor: great idea, or the greatest idea?

Lifestyle

By The Scarlet Scholar and Burt Macklin, FBI Elm Staff Love Machines Scarlet says… It can be hard to find people you are interested in on such a small campus. Everyone knows everyone, and you obviously don’t want to go after someone that one of your friends is interested in. What is a guy or […]

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Chic Choice: George Washington

Lifestyle

By Adele Dazeem Lifestyle Liver Whether Roaring 20s or 60s mod, there’s a vintage fashion trend out there for everybody. Nevertheless, those flapper dresses and go-go boots start to feel a little stale. It takes true sartorial daring to pull off that 18th century swagger, but some Washington College students have what it takes. Specifically, […]

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The Definitive Ranking of Shoremen As Determined by Their Facial Hair

Student Life

By Editrix Complex AP Style Icon It’s an undeniable fact: life at Washington College is busy. With classes, sports, extracurriculars, and binge drinking taking up substantial portions of students’ days, it can seem nearly impossible to make time for dating. Luckily, the fast-paced nature of the internet age has made it more than socially acceptable […]

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Student Found at JFC Still Drunk after Birthday Ball

Student Life

By Margo Rita Alcohol Expert On the morning of March 17, first-year student Bud Weiser stumbled out of the bushes at the Johnson Fitness Center, flask in hand and Harry Potter glasses on, where he had been sleeping since Birthday Ball. Weiser woke up confused and, according to hospital records, still heavily intoxicated. The Ball […]

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This Week In Greek: The Quad Gone

Student Life

By Athena Greek Goddess If you’re looking for a calm and quiet walk through campus, you might want to avoid venturing through the quad. In a slew of recent accidents, all of the fraternity houses on campus have been completely destroyed. Since the beginning of the year, Talbot has been dealing with an infestation of […]

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