Friday, April 3 @ 6 p.m. – WC’s new fraternity Fig Phi’s seafood dinner
Saturday, April 4 @ 2 p.m. – Ultimate dodgeball showdown (students vs. staff, going to the extreme encouraged)
Wednesday, April 8 All day – Earn-your-degree-instantly day – Juggle knives whilst riding a unicycle whilst singing “Uptown Funk,” and instantly earn your degree from WC.
Friday, April 17 @ 7 p.m. – Come and enjoy some live music at the Spring Concert with Nickelback and special guests Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers.
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