Barb the Blobfish Is New WC Mascot

Student Life

by Janice Green Hive Correspondent After it was revealed that Gus the Goose’s secret identity is former CIA employee and leaker of important government information Edward Snowden, the Washington College administration has announced that Gus the Goose will no longer be representing the school. Instead, WC will be welcoming a new character to campus: Barb […]

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Sheila Bair Found Trespassing At WC

News

By Intern two Morning Oak Staff Writer Since the fall of 2015, there have been reports of an intruder on campus. Shelia Bair, former chair of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC), has been seen periodically wandering the grounds of Washington College. Bair has since become a staple of the day-to-day experience for the WC […]

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Opinion

By AmIRite? Government Spy Our world is spinning out of control as changing political climates and monumental decisions are made that affect us all. We need politicians who are competent and well spoken. But people often forget what truly wins elections—a booty that won’t quit. This list reveals who has the best butt of all […]

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Did George R. R. Martin Meet College Deadlines?

Lifestyle

By Brandon Sanderson Morning Wood Staff Writer I travelled to New York, New York to the headquarters of Bantam Books, the publisher of George R. R. Martin’s seminal series of epic fantasy novels “A Song of Ice and Fire,” better known to television viewers as “Game of Thrones.” Many have been waiting for the sixth […]

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George Tells All: The Horrors of May Day May Day

News

By Ammy dudeolph Morning Oak Staff Writer May is coming to Washington College, and the infamous May Day celebrations will quickly become all that anyone can talk about. Many faculty and staff do not remember the origins of May Day from yesteryear, but George Washington has seen it all. Atop his perch on the green, […]

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Pubic Safety Report: 3/21-3/26

News

A case of LOUD SCREECHY SINGING was reported on 3/21 at 1:30 p.m. The incident occurred on 3/21 at 1 p.m. in a dorm room on campus. The case has been referred to Student Affairs. A case of PDA was reported on 3/23 at 11:30 a.m. The incident occurred on 3/23 at 10:30 a.m. in […]

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Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in Hodson: Did Spectators Feel the Luck of the Irish?

Lifestyle

By Chair in Spain Morning Wood Staff Writer This past Thursday, the Hodson Dining Hall celebrated St. Patrick’s Day in the form of corned beef, shamrock-print paper orbs, a heartfelt flute rendition of “Danny Boy” played over the speakers, and a giant ball pit filled with boiled cabbage instead of plastic balls. Though this cabbage […]

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Reviewing the Chester 5 Theatre: Home of the Cheapest Tickets to Paradise

Lifestyle

By Cinema Troll Morning Wood Staff Writer Just outside downtown Chestertown resides the infamous Chester 5 Theatre, one of two theaters owned by the P and G chain, a major presence in the Northern Virginia and Maryland area. The building maintains an ominous presence over the town with its single story and five screens. In […]

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Keith Richards of The Rolling Stones Teaches at WC

News

By Big Mouth Clam Reverse Cowgirl Washington College was recently rocked by the discovery that musician and founding member of The Rolling Stones Keith Richards has been teaching at WC under the name Richard De Prospo. Professor De Prospo, who now openly identifies himself as Professor Richards, teaches English and American studies and has been […]

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College Hack: This is How You Adult

Lifestyle

By The Panda Whisperer Morning Wood Staff Writer Living at college presents students with a multitude of responsibilities that are difficult to handle. We are expected to not only study hard and get good grades, but also to do laundry, clean our rooms, and pay for things. Although these tasks can seem overwhelming at first, […]

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