Gillins Flee to Cuba with Stolen Funds

News

By Dog Wronger Squeditor-in-Squeef Members of the Washington College and Chestertown communities expressed shock last Tuesday when it was discovered that Barbara and Richard Gillin had allegedly fled the country in possession of thousands of dollars earmarked for the Kiplin Hall Summer Program. Friends expressed concern when the couple were not seen for several days, […]

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New Fanfiction Course To Be Offered

Student Life

By Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way Hive Correspondent Washington College is introducing new classes in the coming year, including a new English course, Intro to Fanfiction, which will be offered in the fall and spring semesters. Fanfiction is fiction written and published online by fans of TV shows, movies, and bands, featuring settings and characters […]

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McLove Your Diet: Fast Food for Fast Results

Lifestyle

By The Panda Whisperer Morning Wood Staff Writer Maintaining a healthy diet can prove difficult in Chestertown, since the available food options tend to be quite limited. When the dining hall is just not cutting it, students tend to flock toward the few options that are available here, forgetting any plans they made to stay […]

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Kid-Friendly Highway Initiative

Opinion

By Daddy Consult your doctor before taking Cialis The state of America’s infrastructure, especially road and highway conditions, has been a hot button issue for many years. Drivers across the country travel along poorly maintained highways with deteriorating or outdated signage. With the proposal of President Donald Trump’s federal budget and an upcoming bill, America’s […]

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Chic Choice

Lifestyle

By RuPaul Morning Wood Staff Writer This week, Chic Choice is featuring a truly original icon. George Washington, from the class of 2017, is demonstrating some of the most notable trends for spring. George is serving all the looks here with his bold militaristic overcoat and retro vintage three-corner hat. George is here to help […]

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Trump Botches Meeting with Lizard Man

Opinion

By Rosamund Mic Level 5 Mage This weekend, President Donald Trump ruined yet another important chance for diplomacy, this time, from the comfort of the oval office itself. Lord Zoolamorg, Overlord of the Lizard People, dug up from under the presidential desk this weekend for a chance to talk about new intercultural communications, and Trump […]

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Dr. Schindler to Consume Baby Ducks

News

By The Earl of Worcestershire Sauce Morning Oak Staff Writer There have been rumors on campus of students buying ducks and keeping them as pets in various dorms. A recent Public Safety report has shown that this is false. The ducks were intended to be kept as livestock and slaughtered for consumption. They will be […]

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Tension on Field Hockey Team

Sports

By Fockey Star Finding the net daily With the fall season behind them, the Washington College field hockey team is preparing for next season with full intensity. Day in and day out, each member contributes to the advancements being made, but just one thing stands in the way of their ultimate success. The clear divide […]

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An Article That Is Definitely Not the Shrek 2 Script

Student Life

by Fairy Godmother Far Far Away Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. And throughout the land, everyone was happy…until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and […]

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WAC Looks to ‘Just Do It’

Sports

By Lights Out Shooter Hitting deep threes In a move that some call “shocking” and “a waste of money,” Washington College has suddenly decided to switch their athletic apparel from Under Armour to Nike. A new shipment of Nike gear is expected to arrive next week. Despite lacrosse, baseball, tennis, and softball being in season, […]

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