WC Moves On: #WhyD3 to #NowD1

Sports

By LBADaKid Terp Pride Washington College, the oldest college in the state of Maryland, will make the jump to the Division I level for all their athletic teams starting in the fall of 2017. WC’s athletic director, Moving Up, was pleased to make this exciting announcement this past Tuesday at his weekly press conference. “Starting […]

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SGA Corner March 28

News

By Panini Speranna Elm Staff Writer This week the Student Government Association introduced the new Review Board, selected by the already appointed 2017-2018 team comprised of President Melat Kiros, Vice President Brandon Gross, and Speaker of the Senate Parakram Karki. Recent internet celebrity and Washington College freshman, CashMeOussideHowBahDah, will be taking over as Honor Board […]

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Dining Hall Thief Steals Food and More

News

By Panini Speranna Morning Oak Staff Writer Scandal has broken out across the Washington College campus with the revelation that Hodson Ding Hall has been infiltrated by Director of Ding Services Don Stanwick’s evil twin, Stan Donwick. Donwick has reportedly been stealing food from the facility by night, after the staff has vacated the premises. […]

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Pet of the Week: Rocco the Rock

News

By Igloo Woman Fake News Editor This week’s adoptable pet is Rocco. He has been at the Humane Rock Society of Kent County for approximately 10 years, after a good samaritan brought him in from a cruel and inhumane rock garden. Kennell Technician Layla Pawz said that Rocco is gentle and calm, as is typical […]

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The Chester River: Nature’s Washing Machine

Lifestyle

By Gabby Rente Morning Wood Staff Writer It has happened again. It is Sunday night, and your laundry card is out of money. Instead of spending more dollars on overpriced laundry services, there is a simpler solution thanks to Washington College’s convenient location along the Chester River, nature’s washing machine. Tyler Robinson, a first-year student, […]

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Real Identity of Gus the Goose Finally Revealed

News

By Intern one Morning Oak Staff Writer If you attend Washington College, you most likely have met our mascot, Gus the Goose. Augustus “Gus” the Goose is the official spokesgoose of WC, and a direct descendant of a goose who befriended George Washington. Gus has frequently been seen around campus at sporting events, theatre performances, […]

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Administration Proposes New Minor in Meme Studies

Student Life

By Danny DeBee-to President of Wolf Cola, a Division of Frank’s Fluids A new minor in meme studies will be added to the curriculum in the fall 2017 semester at Washington College. The minor is linked with the new media and communications major that is being introduced in the fall as well. Dr. Janice Toboggan, […]

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Football Slated for 2018

Sports

By Devil Dog TheManTheMythTheLegend Washington College faithful rejoiced this past week when President Justin Hare and Athletic Director Bucky McBadbat announced in a joint press conference that a WC football team will taking the field once again.w “This was something that the students have been asking and picketing my office for a while now,” said […]

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Chic Choice

Lifestyle

By Joanna Sperapani Elm Staff Writer Pictured is sophomore Amanda Tran, in a look completely made up of thrift store finds. This outfit is a chic, modern take on Western charm. Amanda is wearing a double-panelled, olive and navy top with visible stitching, a chunky black and silver belt, light wash flare jeans, and vintage […]

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Hero of the Week: Jordan Peele

Opinion

By Brian Klose Opinion Editor This issue’s Hero of the Week honors Jordan Peele, whose directorial debut, “Get Out,” is blowing away box office numbers and making history. The comedian, writer, and director cemented himself as one of the new kings of comedy-horror, and has boosted the new genre of social thriller. “Get Out” tells […]

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