“Ask Elmer”

By The Elm - Oct 04,2018@12:00 am

Dear Elmer,

Would you rather walk around all day with mayonnaise in your shoes or wash your hair with mayonnaise for a week?

Sincerely,

A Person Who is Now On Thin Ice with Elmer

Dear Person Who is Now On Thin Ice with Elmer,

Probably a day with mayo in my shoes, so long as it wouldn’t be some ungodly quantity.

Also, for anyone who may be reading this, please submit any questions you may have to elm_editor@washcoll.edu with the subject “Dear Elmer” so I have some better questions to answer.

Please submit questions,

Elmer

The Elm

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