Would you rather walk around all day with mayonnaise in your shoes or wash your hair with mayonnaise for a week?
A Person Who is Now On Thin Ice with Elmer
Dear Person Who is Now On Thin Ice with Elmer,
Probably a day with mayo in my shoes, so long as it wouldn’t be some ungodly quantity.
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