Volume 72, Issue 16
February 2, 2001
Horoscopes
Calypso Villanelle
Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Good morning, sunshine! It's time
to rise and shine (much to your dismay). So you're not a big morning person,
but the stars hear your nights are wild and crazy. So many stories to tell,
so little time. Maybe you should be the one to write a book or are you too
busy meeting people?
Pisces (February 20-March 20): Concentrate! Be productive. It's a must.
Maybe getting all your work finished will make time go faster and who knows
how you'll be rewarded! Good things are on the horizon - just reach out
and grab the chance. Run with it and don't shy away.
Aries (March 21-April 19): Papers, scripts, books, meetings. Yep - the
semester is in full swing so don't slack off now, Aries. Pick up that number
two pencil and study before you party. Throwing caution to the wind can
be fun but ignoring that "Ode to the West Wind" isn't. Work a
little now and relax later.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Taurus, where are you? Probably coming up
with new stories to share. The click-click of keys is missed - although
one would think the stars would cherish the silence. The stars know you
will soon return because, hey, there's still a conversation to finish. This
time, let's make sure we aren't arguing for the same cause.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Hi, Gemini. Are you feeling overwhelmed yet?
Wouldn't that split personality from last year be kind of nice now? With
two of you, you could get more accomplished - including that dreaded thesis.
Before we all crash, we should toast teacups. Not much longer, promise.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Yeah, Cancer! You are about to make a journey
and the stars are feeling very loved at this moment. They are thrilled that
you are packing it up and coming up for the weekend. Hopefully things will
be cheery and good because it's been a long time and Cancer, have you ever
seen a llama wearing his pajamas?
Leo (July 23-August 22): Oh, Leo, you make the stars laugh. It's been
rumored that you are feeling adventurous but aren't you missing the other
half of your wedding party? Good luck with the scoop - it will make an awesome
story and of course, provide a giggle or two. Now, work on that Spice Girls
dance!
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Has there been a game motif running
through your fate, Virgo? Well - it continues. Instead of sitting on that
sideline, either get up and kick up a cheer or better yet, play! Get rough
and tumble and take 'em down. You've got a soft heart but observant eyes
- if you see an opening, take a chance.
Libra (September 23-October 22): Step, step, turn. Step, step, turn.
Kick up your heels, Libra. Twist and shout and come on out with your sexy
self. You're going to have lots of fun, Libra. So chill out, stop obsessing,
and go the loop-de-loop-cha-cha-cha.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Things have been quiet, Scorpio. All
are busy (although no one is serving detention or handing over behavior
bucks). But one of these days, the Irish one said we'd meet again. Until
that day, heads up and read your fate!
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): A social disorder?! Just because
the sun refuses to shine once in a while doesn't mean we're doomed to a
monsoon. And medication? You're a goofball, Sagittarius! Perhaps you have
your own disorder - and are those fudge filled teddies your medication?!
If so, take two and call me in the morning!
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): One last reading, Capricorn. Make
it good. Smile pretty (but don't use vaseline) because your best feature
is that pearly white grin. You're different from the others - rest assured
this is a good thing. So what if others think you're weird? Being weird
is far more interesting than being normal. Trust in the stars.