Lonesome no more
www.makeoutclub.com
Angsty? Emotionally distraught? Musically inspired? Looking for that special someone who's unique like everyone else? MakeOut Club might be the antidepressant you've been searching for. Forget Prozac! Online dating is the newest treatment for having a bad case of the blahs.
Thousands of young, dejected music-lovers have created profiles for themselves on this pseudo-dating service. Profiles include everything from pictures to life stories to foot fetishes. Many include their instant messaging screen names so that in between crying to Dashboard Confessional and writing poems about how lonely they are, they can find that special someone who enjoys putting up dark, lyrical Away Messages as much as they do.
So don your black nail polish, take a Polaroid, and join the world of MakeOut Club. Who knows! Maybe you'll find just who you've been looking for. No more wallowing alone in misery. Share those woes with someone just as despondent as yourself.
Besides, if you're not one of the disheartened masses, MakeOut Club is just plain funny. Where else would you find a picture of a despairing bachelor with his cat tied to his shoulder? Now that's true loneliness!
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