Hey, thanks for coming, this is just a little party the National Football League is throwing. Keg's in back. First let me introduce you to the whole gang.
Let's go right through the living room, you can see we've got quite a dance party going. That's the Buccaneers and Panthers getting their grooves on. Looks like Chris Simm' bum knee didn't bold well for the Buccaneer's offense in their lowly loss to the Panthers, and his dance skill is pretty weak too.
Oh, there's Mike Vick over there. Two phones in each ear; that's Ron Mexico for ya. He actually has his certification in ventriloquism, amazing guy.
Let's keep walking through. Here's the kitchen, beer pong on the right, keg out back. Wow, look out the window. Nice keg stand taking place right now by the Bengals. Hope they last the night, but my guess is, after that keg stand, they make it to the Beer Pong table and pass out after three wins at the table.
Pass out mid shot maybe. Face on the table. Young team, a little too young.
They don't have that tolerance or "Old Man Strength" like those savvy vets over there, the Steelers and Patriots.
Steelers are looking fresh, but the Patriots are sulking a bit. By the looks of it, how Peyton is awkwardly doing a country line dance while Edge and Reggie Wayne mock him, the Colts just beat the Patriots in Beer Pong.
Wait, I'm getting a call from Al Michaels, and he said the game was less than epic. A stifling showing by the Colts while the Patriots only made three cups.
I don't think the Colts will dwell too much on the win, but they are definitely going to be too drunk to win 16 straight. Those Steelers or young Bengals should prove admirable foes before week 14 even begins.
Hold on a second; Al's also saying there's some commotion coming from an upstairs bedroom. Damn Eagles and T.O., constantly bickering. They are that couple. The doors locked, of course. Lets get closer to the door, and okay, we're hearing: blah blah, I can't believe you stood me up like that. The Eagles are crying, they are saying how dare you disrespect them in front of the whole party, more crying, now from both sides, looks like things are going to be alright after all, wait, I just heard a deafening bitch slap.
T.O. storms out of the room and out the front door of the party. See ya next year buddy, maybe next time, you bring the player without the crazy ME, ME personality?
Probably not.
Well, now that you're acclimated, let's enjoy the rest of the party.
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